It's a family thing
Now, didn't I tell you that Sean's dad wouldn't be his dad afterall? Didn't I say that instead his mother will have had an affair while his 'dad' was away at sea and that now he'd be upset because he doesn't know his 'dad' or his dad or, bless his heart, his ma'm? I'm sure I told you.
And speaking of parents, word on the street (okay, it's from eonline) is that when Judge Sauer sent Paris Hilton back to the slammer she cried like a baby for her mommy. Man up Paris, if Martha Stewart can do it, then so can you.
And people say Paris can't act...
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Spoilt brat ... if her mother hadn't pushed so hard for her to be famous she might not be in a cell right now.
Neugeblogger some fame and FORTUNE in the family would be good though!
Well, I know Kathy Hilton's an exhibitionist just like her daughter, but I'm not sure she had to push Paris too hard...
Maybe Jude could send Paris a starter beading kit and she could find her zen for the remainder of her lag
Yes!! She could make beaded ponchos for Tinkerbell!!
Westside the idea of Paris making beaded ponchos for Tinkerbell is mind-boggling!
The bead kit - cutters to cut her way out, beading wire to tie sheets together for the escape, Swarovski crystals to wear so she looks properly accessorised with her escape outfit - naturally a nice roomy poncho.
But Jude maybe you could cut some sort of deal with Paris and have your own fame and fortune ... i can see the headlines now ... "How i helped Paris escape" and when you have your incredibly stylish and chic establishment that sells your art works you can sell Paris beaded Tinkerbell Poncho originals for a further fortune!
Did you hear about Paris' apparent 'interview' from her jail cell with Barbara Walters ?? "I've been playing dumb, but that's not who I really am." I mean, hello ?!
Maybe Ronnie (on Coro) would like a beaded poncho to wear in jail? But no, it wouldn't show enough cleavage! I wonder if that's the last we see of her.....Hmm, I wonder if Paris would ever be on Coro ....nah, too trashy.
Forget trying to escape, Paris (and my mum) could make another fortune selling beaded goods to prisoners. She could establish a black market for beads that becomes more lucrative than cigarettes. Paris will be a bead pimp! (Or wait, does that make my mum the pimp and Paris her...what's a polite word for it?)
Oh, and the interview is such big news that it deserves a post of its own. Check back later today for the full story!
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