Poor Fred's dead, dead aye say, dead.

I'm not ashamed to admit I cried. "Be happy, aye say, be happy", but how could you when you knew what was coming next? Fred Elliott, purveyor of fine meats, dead as a doe-doe on Audrey's front step. Actually, was he dead as a doe-doe? Surely Audrey could have tried a little CPR?

Now what I don't understand, aye say, what I don't understand, is why everyone is so quick to think the worst of poor dead Fred! Audrey, well perhaps she is a tease, like Ashley said, but not Fred. Fred had a good heart and there's no way, aye say, no way he'd cheat on anyone. Generous to a fault he was, generous to a fault.

Here's hoping the Street calms down and gets a touch of the guilts for their poor treatment of Fred and Audrey. Honestly, where's the respect people, where's the respect??

So much news!!

Not only is tonight Fred's big night...but big news has just hit Coro land! Liz Dawn, who plays Vera Duckworth, will be leaving the show in early 2008 (UK time)!! Liz has emphysema in real life and only has 1/4 of her lungs still working (the poor woman).

Liz's departure also means Vera's (permanent) departure. She's been a Coro character for 33 years so she'll be sorely missed! The Coro writers are keeping mum about how Vera dies and have even written three possible endings. You can read more at the BBC's website. Sad times, viewers, sad times.

Get Fred to the church on time !!!

OMG .... it was edge-of-the-seat stuff last night on Coro. What with Fred doing his will-he, won't-he routine and then taking off in Dev's car to see Audrey at the last minute. Ashleys plea of "Audrey's no good for yer - she's a tease!" - fell on deaf ears. I cracked up when Fred, explaining how it felt to be torn between two women, announced "I feel like I've been filleted!" Who wrote that script - they should be filleted!
Actually, I feel like a nice piece of fillet steak for tea. With Fred away from the shop perhaps I could sneak round and see if Boris will give me some.
TTFN fellow Coro watchers ... tune in next week to see IF Fred makes to th'alter to wed the lovely Bev.
SA

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Okay, okay, RSS feeds are the way to go but I'm having some trouble getting one up and running for Kia Ora Coro. I've created a link to something (scroll down on the right hand side and you'll see it) but just hold off on using it until I give you the all clear. I still have some major tweaking to do!

Am off to Hokitika tomorrow so I'll ask Schmeichel's Aunty to post about Thursday's Coro. Should be a heart stopper.

Tension

Finally, the hand massage we'd all been waiting for. It was so tense and steamy that I was surprised last night's Coro didn't get a PG13 warning. Poor Fred, he really is stuck between a rock and a hard place having to choose between uber-hyper Bev and cow-hide Audrey (go on, take a closer look at that leather-like neck next time). Who knows, perhaps fate will step in and he won't have to choose...

And as for David "I'm a school refuser" Platt! It's about time Gail stopped pampering him with tvs, pocket money (for goodness sakes), playstations, etc. She should really get him off to the psychiatrist too, but I won't hold my breath on that front.

Make sure you're watching on Thursday - it'll be a dead good night! Ha ha ha.

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Dead as a dormouse!

Yes folks, that's right. This blog has ceased to be (through lack of interest) and is now officially dead as a dormouse. We tried .....my how we tried, but some good news is that neugeblogger will be transferring herself and a version of the blog to facebook. Hope to see some of you on facebook but if not keep up the Coro-watching anyway.

Bye!