Paris phone home
So, Paris phones home to mommy but mommy's talking to Barbara Walters (as you do) so Babs and Paris decide to have a little chit chat too. Says Paris to Babs:
"I used to act dumb. It was an act. That act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who look up to me."
"Now, I would like to make a difference...God has given me this new chance."
Well, kia ora Paris. Let's hope you do make a difference.Babs, being Babs, didn't let it rest there, though. What, she wondered, was prison like? Paris replied tha
t she was "hanging in there", she's "under the guidance of a spiritual advisor" (hmm, ok), the other crims were "friendly" (well, yes, I'm sure they are) but that for the first few days she "felt as if [she] was in a cage". Well DUH, Paris, you ARE in a cage. I thought she said she'd dropped the dumb blonde act??P.S. Don't forget Coro tonight!
15 comments:
Now Paris and God are so close, if God's a woman Paris will have her wearing beads in no time.
Will they also be clubbing together ...... let's just not go there!
Great to see Maxwell Smart on his shoe-phone - this blog just gets crazier by the minute! Love it!
Come on mum, it's 2007 - even if God's man he can still enjoy some beading!
And Dierdre, I don't know what you mean by crazy. There's a logical correlation between Paris and shoe-phones.
Yes, you never know who what or where will happen next! Or who'll be wearing what with whom
Neugeblogger, I was around the last time blokes wore beads - we called it flower power!
I got the shoe phone but it's the bat phone that's got me
and Jude are you sure you can remember that through those 70s drug induced hazes!! It wasn't flowers darling that was pot!
And now, sadly, I've gone to pot!
And .... Westside I became a parent not a pothead during the 70's.
I'm sure they were flowers?????
I suppose mum smoking pot while becoming a parent would explain the bat phone.
Dierdre, surely you've got something sensible to contribute?
So Ange - are you the love-child of the seventies like Paris?
I deny all responsibility for the bat phone!
Of course God is a woman and then she changed her mind
Speaking of Paris, a highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that Paris is behind the wheel and knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and ……………yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!”, Paris says and yell’s back, ………………..”IT’S A SCARF!”
Fairly breaks you up
You walk a fine line, Coronet, a very fine line.
Your sense of humour sometimes defies description Coronet.
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