Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Poor Fred's dead, dead aye say, dead.

I'm not ashamed to admit I cried. "Be happy, aye say, be happy", but how could you when you knew what was coming next? Fred Elliott, purveyor of fine meats, dead as a doe-doe on Audrey's front step. Actually, was he dead as a doe-doe? Surely Audrey could have tried a little CPR?


Now what I don't understand, aye say, what I don't understand, is why everyone is so quick to think the worst of poor dead Fred! Audrey, well perhaps she is a tease, like Ashley said, but not Fred. Fred had a good heart and there's no way, aye say, no way he'd cheat on anyone. Generous to a fault he was, generous to a fault.


Here's hoping the Street calms down and gets a touch of the guilts for their poor treatment of Fred and Audrey. Honestly, where's the respect people, where's the respect??

4 comments:

Schmeichel's aunty said...

Oh, poor Fred ... and poor Bev (nice frock) ...and poor Audrey ...and poor Ashley. Ashley were in a right state at the funeral home "Stop fighting over him. Me Dad's dead" he says through gritted teeth. Oh the agony of it all! Was that his wedding suit he was wearing in the casket?

Anonymous said...

What about Frankie's hat!

neugeblogger said...

Damn. I missed Frankie's hat. But 'yes', Bev's outfit was fab!

Anonymous said...

He should have chosen Audrey.

And the buttons on Bev's dress were back-to-front.