Please, please, take Gail with you...

**BREAKING NEWS**

Tina O'Brien (aka Sarah Platt) is leaving the Street! But not for another nine months so, we'll still have her on screen in NZ for another year. She's said that they'll be writing her a dramatic exit - I wish they could do it without giving raisin-head-Gail having another nervous breakdown but anything involving Sarah and David always involves Gail having a breakdown. I can just see it now - Sarah will be dragged off to her death by some Richard Hillman-look-alike and Gail will sit there at the kitchen table with a cup of tea and she'll be saying to Audrey "oh maaam, what am I going to do? What am I going to do?". Bor-ing!

Anyway, Tina's been on Coro for seven and a half years. There was previously another girl, Lyndsey King, playing Sarah, but they brought Tina in when they started the 'teenage girl has baby' storyline (as I recall, Lyndsey's acting wasn't quite up to the challenge).

Does anyone have any good ideas that we could send to the ITV people for getting rid of Sarah?...